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<\/a><\/p>\nLet\u2019s begin.<\/p>\n
Family, friends, associates, Badgers, Hamsters, Goats, and Huskies\u2026welcome to the marriage of Tommy and Andrea. I say the \u201cmarriage\u201d instead of the \u201cwedding\u201d because, although this IS<\/strong> their wedding, it is also the first day of their marriage to one another: a day that we are all a part of, many of us having known them since before the dawn of their relationship five years ago. We watched it grow from a mutual awkwardness about Camp Scholler\u2019s shower etiquette and random golf cart accidents into the symbol of their love and commitment happening before us today. While some people may have been skeptical of their relationship in the beginning, I am certain that all of us here today will agree with what Jim Gray said shortly after they started dating, \u201cYou know, when you think about it, the two of them really do make sense.\u201d<\/p>\n So, how about we get these two married already?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n To be my lawfully wedded wife,<\/strong><\/p>\n To be your partner and friend,<\/strong><\/p>\n And your life-long roommate,<\/strong><\/p>\n No matter what direction life takes us.<\/strong><\/p>\n I promise to always love you, honor you, and respect you,<\/strong><\/p>\n And to always plan a daring rescue,<\/strong><\/p>\n When the Galactic Empire has taken you prisoner.<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/td>\n To be my lawfully wedded husband,<\/strong><\/p>\n To be your partner and friend,<\/strong><\/p>\n And your life-long roommate,<\/strong><\/p>\n No matter what direction life takes us.<\/strong><\/p>\n I promise to always love you, honor you, and respect you,<\/strong><\/p>\n And to remind you to close your eyes,<\/strong><\/p>\n When the Nazis are about to open the Ark of the Covenant.<\/a><\/strong><\/span><\/td>\n\n\n
\n I, Tommy, take you, Andrea,<\/strong><\/p>\n I, Andrea, take you, Tommy,<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/a><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n\n\n
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